MacGruber (2010)

I had always wanted to see this film
because it seemed hilarious. In this 2010 comedy Will Forte brings his throat
ripping Saturday Night Live (SNL) character MacGruber by pitting him against
his nemesis (Val Kilmer). MacGruber first retired after from his services as a
soldier when his wife (Maya Rudolph) was killed. But now when his former boss
(Poweers Boothe) finds out that MacGruber’s nemesis has a nuclear weapon in
possession he will call the soldier of fortune for some help along with a new
team (Kristen Wiig and Ryan Phillippe).

This flick is funny from beginning
to finish. Even the action scenes in this movie are comical. Just like the Wayne’s
World series and the classic Blues Brothers this SNL based feature
brings just what the audience wants: lots of great jokes splattered in their
faces so they can laugh so hard they’ll maybe pi in their pants. Now although
the picture is very funny, the jokes in it are very raw so the viewer must have
a lot of sense of humor to watch it or else he or she will not enjoy it. Other
than that the flick is perfectly entertaining and over the top funny.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

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Steven Soderbergh’s Schizopolis (1996)

Schizopolis is bizarre but it
is a very artistic comedy worth viewing. This 1996 experimental comedy by
writer/director Steven Soderbergh tells many plots but the main ones in the
entire flick are: the first one which is about Fletcher Munson (played by
Soderbergh) an office employee who is currently working for Theodore Azimuth
Schwitters, leader of self- help philosophy/religion; the second one is about
Dr. Jeffrey Korchek a dentist who seems to be having an affair with Munson’s
wife; and the third and last one is about Elmo Oxygen a local exterminator who
has sex with most of his clients, including Schwitters’s wife, and at the end
of the movie it can be seen that he tries to kill Schwitters.

This 1996 picture is highly
imaginative, philosophical, goofy, fresh, creative and very unexpected. But
even though the flick brings all of this to the table the audience may have a
hard time understanding what the heck is going on in the entire feature.
However it seems that the film was a deep investigation of Soderbergh’s artistic
influences and views. The things that kept me distracted a bit throughout the
movie were the cinematography and sound which were a bit off. Also the vast
variety of sub-plots can be a bit troubling if one is trying to concentrate on
the three main stories that are going within the picture. Overall the feature
is a good film but it can be a bit difficult to understand.

Rating:
3 stars out of 5.

Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over (2003)

This film is certainly the quirkiest
and weakest one of them all. In the third entry of the popular family movie
franchise Spy Kids by Robert Rodriguez retired O.S.S. (Organization of
Super Spies) agent Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara) must come out from retirement and
back into action so he can save his sister Carmen (Alexa Vega) who is trapped
inside a virtual video game created by a villain known only as the Toymaker
(Sylvester Stallone). Inside the game Juni meets other players like Arnold
(Ryan Pinkston), Rez (Roberto Vito) and Francis (Bobby Edner) who will help him
find his sister with a little help from his grandfather (Ricardo Montalban)
too.

Now this film like the other Spy
Kids movies is very imaginative, cartoonish and goofy. But I think this
flick just took it way too far to the point where the feature turned into a
piece of crap. Also another thing, there was no need to put in the picture so
many characters as cameos it just fell like Rodriguez had no more ideas for new
characters, although it is kind of nice to see some popular faces but I think
he could have done it in a better way. Also the story isn’t really that great
like the ones in the previous entries, but then again I think it was all for
children’s appeal and to reflect how popular video games were getting. In a way
it’s sort of a metaphor that children shouldn’t just stay at home playing video
games because they’ll basically get sucked in by them. Overall the picture is a
bit entertaining but it is really weak compared to its predecessor, I really
hope Rodriguez has better ideas for the fourth entry which is going to be out
later this year.

Rating:
1.5 stars out of 5.

Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams
offers action, comedy, fantasy and lots of cartoonish characters, just like its
predecessor. In the second entry in the series Carmen and Juni Cortez (Alexa
Vega and Daryl Sabara) are now members of the SPY Kids section of the O.S.S.
(Organization of Secret Spies) and they are having a hard time with their
rival-competitors Gary and Gerti Giggles (Emily Osment and Matt O’Leary) the
children of the double-crossing agent Donnagon Giggles (Mike Judge) who plans
to steal some sort of device that could grant him the power to rule the world.
Now the Cortez siblings must go to a mysterious island near Madagascar, where
genetic scientist Romero (Steve Buscemi) resides, so they can find this
mechanism before Donaggon or his children get to it.

Spy Kids 2 offers a lot of
action, comedy, fantasy and lots of great cartoonish imagination for the whole
family. The movie is just as great as its predecessor, lots of fun but not
perfect. Even though the style of these flicks tends to be cartoonish, the CGI
(Computer-generated imagery) is a bit off and can get you distracted. Also
there’s a few times in the movie where it feels that the story is being told a
bit unbalanced. Don’t get me wrong the plot is easy and simple to follow, but
it could have been a bit more balanced in the way that it’s told. However the
addition of new characters like the grandparents of the Cortez children
(Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor) and the Giggles family was a very wise
decision by director Rodriguez because, not only did they form part of the main
plot, but it also brings more to the table and for future sequels. Overall the
picture is great just like its predecessor. It offers great family action,
comedy, characters, plot and visuals although the CGI could have used some
work.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

Spy Kids (2001)

I had never seen this movie because
it was hard for me to accept that Robert Rodriguez would go from making films
like Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn to making children flicks.
In this 2001 action comedy children’s feature director Robert Rodriguez
presents to us the first adventure of Carmen and Juni Cortez (portrayed by
Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) the children of international super spies Gregorio
and Ingrid Cortez (portrayed by Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino). After their
parents have been kidnapped by the manipulated Fegan Floop (portrayed by Alan
Cumming) the Cortez siblings must learn about their parents’ past in a hurry so
they can spring into action and save them from Floop and the evil Alexander
Minion (portrayed by Tony Shalhoub).

Before I had watched this picture I
had previously seen some scenes of Rodriguez’s other children’s flick Shorts,
so I had a bit of an idea of what to expect. Spy Kids offers good
visuals, great comedy and big imagination. The film is good, but I wouldn’t
consider it perfect because even though it may be bring a lot of new stuff to
the table (for example the goofy mutants and robots created by Floop) it is a
bit hard for the audience to digest all of these new things. But even though
they are a bit difficult to digest I think they are very creative, so kudos for
that. The movie overall is very good, it brings you back to your childhood (if
you’re an adult or a teenager) and it makes you want to be a secret agent if
you’re still a kid. One thing I really love about this feature is that
Rodriguez, sticking to the Latino side of him like he does most of the times,
gives us Latino characters which I appreciate very much because it shows me
that someone out there really cares about showing off his roots. So overall it
is a very imaginative movie, like most of Rodriguez’s, and children’s flick perhaps
one of the best of the previous decade.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

Our Family Wedding (2010)

The movie has its few laughs but
overall it’s cheesy and predictable. In this 2010 romantic flick America
Ferrara and Lance Gross play an interracial couple, in this case a Mexican
chick with an African-American dude, who want to get married but both their
families constantly interfere on the plans, some want this and others want that
type of situation, that eventually becomes a huge problem for the young couple.

Our Family Wedding has a cast
that is capable of making a worth watching romantic comedy. But I think they
really didn’t give it their best in this one. America Ferrara in this feature
is beautiful, Forest Whitaker and Carlos Mencia are a little ridiculous, Lance
Gross and the rest of the cast just weren’t really that good. The plot and the
dialogue in this picture are really cheesy and dumb at times, although there a
few funny moments but those could be counted with only one hand. Overall the
film is just plain bad but it does have its few funny moments and when I say few,
I mean very few.

Rating:
1 star out of 5.

Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)

The flick has great action scenes
but that’s just about it. In this 2003 action film, starring Jet Li and rapper
DMX, an intelligence officer must join forces with a thief so they can retrieve
some diamonds all while saving the thief’s daughter and saving the world from a
lunatic who plans to sell the diamonds that have the power to be used as
weapons.

Cradle 2 the Grave offers a
few good jokes, great action scenes and a few other things that can remind you
of the classic exploitation features from the 1960s and 1970s. But the rest of
the movie is just plain ol’ bad. The acting in the picture is awful, the plot
is even worse, the music is terrible, the dialogue is even more terrible than
the plot and don’t even let me get started on the cinematography. Everything in
the flick is just poor the only good things are, like I said, the few jokes,
the action scenes and the few scenes that pay somewhat tribute to the
exploitation genre.

Rating:
1.5 stars out of 5.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

I
think the first two Narnia offer pretty much the same. In this 2008
adaptation of the popular C.S. Lewis children’s novel the four Pevensie
children (portrayed by William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Skandar Keynes and
Georgie Henley) are called back to Narnia and this time they must aid Prince
Caspian (portrayed by Ben Barnes) in his struggle to dethrone his corrupt
uncle, King Miraz (portrayed by Sergio Castellitto), who plans to extinguish
the Narnians.

The
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
gave the audience a vast world filled with lots of very imaginative characters,
just like this film. In the first movie there are also great visuals, wardrobe,
special effects, sets and a vast roster of highly imaginative characters just
like in this one. But I think the thing that separates these flicks is the fact
that this second entry offers more action scenes than its predecessor, but that
doesn’t make any better or any less bad. The one thing I had a problem with was
the fight between Peter (played by William Moseley) and King Miraz which could
have been shot in a much better way. Another thing that kind of ticked me off a
bit was the song used when the children were leaving Narnia; I mean my God was
it a cheesy moment. Personally I don’t like pop sounding music in epic films.
Other than all of this the feature is just like its predecessor, a good movie
but not a perfect one.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

Okay so I hadn’t seen this movie
because it didn’t grab my attention, but now that I have seen it I must say it
was good but not perfect. In this 2005 adaptation of C.S. Lewis popular children’s
novel we get the story of Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy for siblings who have
found a passage to the magical world of Narnia a land which is inhabited by all
sorts of fantastical creatures including talking animals, dwarves, mermaids and
even Santa Claus himself. But the thing is that Narnia is currently being ruled
by the evil White Witch, so now the four children must now fulfill a prophecy
which will get the magical land out of its current state and back to its normal
happy filled way.

I must say this film is very, very
imaginative with all its characters. I never would have imagined creating such
magical place for a feature. Okay, so this flick as far as stories go is very
good, its character are very detailed and simple all at the same time leaving
everybody to enjoy the picture in a better much easier way. Now, although the
story is simple and whatnot it can get a bit boring which is I think the thing
that kind of slows it up. The things that really make this film are its
wardrobe, visuals, setting and its vast roster of very imaginative characters,
not to mention that it is very colorful for this type of movie. Overall the
movie is good but I can’t say that it is perfect because it had me yawning for
quite a while.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & Vol. 2 (2003 – 2004)

This two-part film has to be the
greatest revenge flick done in a long time, all thanks to master
writer/director Quentin Tarantino. The fourth movie by Tarantino gives us the
epic revenge story of Beatrix Kiddo A.K.A. The Bride A.K.A. Black Mamba an ex-member
of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad who is targeted by her former boss Bill
after finding out that she is pregnant with his kid and she is getting married
to another guy. This epic action drama pays homage to many film genres like
kung fu cinema, samurai films, Italian spaghetti westerns and exploitation
movies all while making numerous pop culture references and an extensive use of
popular music.

There’s no doubt in my mind that
this is one of the best action flicks of the first decade of the new millennium
and that it is also one of my personal favorites, being that I love Quentin
Tarantino and all. Everything in this movie is great, the acting, directing,
choice of music, cinematography and script, its homage to movie genres and film
movements, its use of anime and its use of buckets of blood and exploitative
violence. The picture in its entirety is just a masterpiece of cinema and
storytelling, just like I have told my friends multiple times “It is a novel
told through the seventh art”.

Rating:
5 stars out of 5.

Fred Claus (2007)

No matter which film you saw first Fred
Claus or Four Christmases you can see Vince Vaughn playing basically
the same type of character in both flicks. In this 2007 holiday themed comedy
we get Mr. Vaughn as Frederick “Fred” Claus the brother of Santa Claus
(portrayed by Paul Giamatti) who now must work in Santa’s shop as a payback
favor, but Saint Nicholas has no idea what he is getting into for his brother
brings him nothing but problems, problems that will lead to almost canceling
Christmas forever by an efficiency expert (portrayed by Kevin Spacey) who has
been waiting for this opportunity ever since he was a child.

Considering that this is a family
film I will say that this is a very well done flick for this type for this
genre. But that doesn’t mean that the feature is a masterpiece or anything like
that. The picture has a great plot for this type of genre, but it deals with
vague acting and directing. The thing that saves it is its story, its
characters and its version of Santa’s little village. But overall the film just
isn’t movie gold; it is just a somewhat fun flick for kids and for the entire
family.

Rating:
2.5 stars out of 5.

Four Christmases (2008)

Vince Vaughn once again plays his
usual laid back “cool guy” type of character in another crappy movie. In this
2008 holiday romantic comedy flick we get Vince Vaughn and Academy Award Winner
Reese Witherspoon as a Californian couple who are forced to spend the holidays
with all of their divorced parents, hence the name Four Christmases, due to the
fact that they can’t go to their usual holiday spot because all the flights in
the San Francisco International Airport have been canceled due to a fogbank. By
spending time with their divorced parents the two main characters start to find
out some “bones” they had in their respective “closets” leaving them to ask a
lot of questions about their relationship.

This film is filled with a great
cast and it can certainly do a whole lot more, but its story, characters and overall
script just plain sucks. I mean the plot is very predictable and the acting by
a lot of the actors is just plain and simple bad. I feel that the movie needed
to be rewritten once again, if it ever was rewritten. It needs more detailed
characters, better dialogue and a highly more imaginative and original plot.
But not everything in the flick is bad there are few things that actually make
you laugh, but they are just too little to surpass badness of this feature.
Overall the picture is just plain bad in its plot, characters and dialogue;
only a few little things are actually funny, but they are very little.

Rating:
1.5 stars out of 5.

Calle 13 – “Entren Los Que Quieran” (2010)

The
first three by Puerto Rican duo Calle 13 were all masterworks of music. Their
self-titled first production was highly influenced by reggaeton which was
probably the most popular musical genre in Latin America at its time; their
second piece Residente o Visitante continued to have a few reggaeton
influences but it was highly more inclined to alternative hip hop and Latin
sounds; their third production Los de Atras Vienen Conmigo completely
said “goodbye” to reggaeton and focused on other musical genres such as
alternative hip hop, cumbia, salsa and even electro; this new production, like
its predecessor, doesn’t have any contact whatsoever with reggaeton and instead
focuses on other world-like genres where there can be found influences from the
usual hip hop, Hawaii, India, Broadway, rock music, merengue and even Western
cinema.

I
had been waiting for a long time to see what would be Calle 13’s new album and
what types of music would this new production explore seeing that in each album
new musical genres were being taken as influences. When it finally came out I
was very excited, I mean quickly went out, bought it and when I put it in my
car I was, first of all, laughing my ass off but then I was completely amazed. Calle 13 just never seizes
to amaze me. This album is way more personal and it focuses more on social
issues like political, death and the use of guns which can be seen in songs
like “La Bala”, “Vamo’ A Portarnos Mal”, “Preparame La Cena” and “Digo Lo Que
Pienso”. A few artists that helped the duo complete this masterpiece are Omar
Rodriguez-Lopez, of The Mars Volta, Seun Kuti and Toto la Momposina. Overall
the album is just a masterwork of music and it has to be one of the greatest
productions from any Latin American and overall artist.

Rating:
5 stars out of 5.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2005)

This film has got to be one of my
favorite comedies ever and without a doubt one of the greatest comedies of the
first decade of the new millennium. In this 2005 comedic masterpiece Will
Ferrell portrays Ron Burgundy a steak and scotch loving San Diego news
anchorman who is loved by everyone in his city. But Mr. Burgundy isn’t loved by
the other local news teams because he and his news team always get the better
of them in the ratings. When a new, female, member joins Burgundy’s group our
main character at first falls in love with the new member. But when she takes
his place on a day that he can’t make it to do the news, everything changes for
Mr. Burgundy who is eventually fired but then rehired when he is needed to
highlight the biggest news that San Diego has ever seen.

Like I said before this is one of my
favorite comedy flicks ever, everything in it is perfect. The acting, the
directing, the script it is all excellent, I mean if you want to see a great
Frat Pack (the group composed of Vince Vaughn, the Wilson Brothers, Ben
Stiller, Will Ferrell and others) movie then I think this might be the definitive
one. Surely there are other great Frat Pack features like Old School, Starsky
& Hutch and Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, but I think that
this might be the best one, I mean Will Ferrell’s performance is just amazing
and so is the entire cast’s. The picture in its entirety does what it is
supposed to do, being a comedy; give you lots and lots of laughs. The flick is
just a piece of comedic excellence.

Rating:
5 stars out of 5.

300 (2006)

This film is great but a bit
forgetful at times. In this 2007 flick based upon the graphic novel of the same
name, by Frank Miller, we get the story of how King Leonidas (portrayed by
Gerard Butler) forms an army of 300 brave Spartans to defend his country from
the armies of the self proclaimed Persian “god-King” Xerxes. Although the
feature’s plot is based upon a historical event, the movie must be place under
historical fantasy due to the fact that it introduces various fictional
creatures like the giant presented in the battle against the Immortals.

300 without a doubt is
perhaps Zack Synder’s best film, but although it is a great picture it can get
a bit forgetful at times. To me the plot is very important in a motion picture,
but this flick mainly focuses on the battles between the Spartans and Xerxes’s
armies giving the audience nothing but cool action scenes and very few scenes
of an actual plot. Now don’t get me wrong the action scenes in this movie are
beyond epic and of course if the film is suppose to be an action flick then it
is suppose to mainly focus on the action scenes. But I would have probably
preferred a bit more detail on a few characters and the film’s plot. Other than
that little flaw the movie is just a visual masterpiece and a masterwork of the
action genre.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

Just like its predecessor, Pirates
of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, this third chapter in the blockbuster
series fails to provide a clear plot as well as too many character plotlines to
follow. In the second sequel to the 2003 epic adventure fantasy William “Will”
Turner (Orlando Bloom) and his future wife Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley)
along with the crew of the “Black Pearl” and the help of Captain Hector
Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) rescue Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from Davey
Jones’s locker and must then band together with the rest of the pirates in the
world so they can prepare themselves to fight the East India Trading Company,
led by Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander) and Davey Jones (Bill Nighy), who plan to
extinguish piracy.

This film just like the previous
entry in the series fails to provide a comprehensible and balanced plot line.
Instead what it does is add a whole bunch of characters and it tries to develop
their backgrounds giving the audience too much to handle. This movie, just like
the first two, is yet another masterpiece when it comes to the wardrobe, sets,
music, action scenes, visuals and special effects. But again the story is just
too much, which is really what sort of kills the film a bit. Other than failed
attempt to balance out the plot, this flick is without a doubt an entertaining
fun filled ride, so in other words the film is great if it wasn’t for the
difficult to understand plot threads.

Rating:
3.5 stars out of 5.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

This second entry in the series is
good but not better than its predecessor. In this 2006 sequel to the comedic
action fantasy epic Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
everyone’s favorite pirate Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) wishes to find the hidden
chest of Davey Jones which inside contains the fiend’s heart with which one can
control the monstrous beast of the seven seas known only as the Kraken. Whereas
Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) seeks it to free he and Elizabeth (Keira Knightley)
from incarceration for helping Jack escaped in their previous venture with the
inept pirate. Along the way there’s multiple plot twists that lead to a much
unexpected ending which even had me going crazy.

Now this second film in a series of
epics is well done and like its predecessor it is a fun adventure ride that
everybody would most likely enjoy. But the thing in this movie is that the plot
is a bit difficult and I figure the director had a bit of a hard time trying to
put the pieces together in a balanced way, which is why the flick feels a bit
odd at times for its lack of good storytelling. Like its predecessor this
feature offers lots of great jokes, action scenes, special effects and visuals.
But the one thing I fell really in love with in this picture was with the
monsters. Now I am not a big fan of computer-generated imagery (CGI), but Davey
Jones’s crew looks awesome and highly original I might add. Never had I
imagined such very well visually detailed characters as the ones in the “Flying
Dutchman” (Davey Jones’s ship). Overall the movie is a fun ride, but I think
the way the plot is told should have been done in a more balanced way if it
weren’t for that this feature would be flawless.

Rating:
4 stars out of 5.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

I had never seen this movie up until
now because it had never caught my attention I was more into The Lord of the
Rings than into pirates. But seeing as everybody loved the film so much I
said to myself “What the heck, let’s give it a try” and trust me I was very
satisfied with this action blockbuster. In the first of the Pirates
series we are introduced to Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) an inept pirate who
rescues Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) who is then kidnapped by the cursed
Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) captain of the “Black Pearl”. Barbossa and his
crew have been cursed to sail the seas as the living dead unless they make a
human sacrifice. Jack and William “Will” Turner band together along with a
small crew of pirate to save Ms. Swann and hopefully get back Jack’s former
ship the “Black Pearl”.

I was completely wrong not to have
seen this flick back when it came out. The picture is a great comedic
action-adventure epic fantasy film for the entire family that will have you
completely excited throughout the entire two hours of its greatness. Never had
I seen such a comedic introduction of a character, I mean when we are presented
to Jack Sparrow we see him looking like a king but what he doesn’t know is that
his little boat is sinking, that’s hilarious! The special effects in this
feature are beyond good and the visuals are stunning. One thing that has to be
pointed out is the awesome mise en-scene in this flick, I mean the costumes and
all the sets are simply gorgeous. And the soundtrack is so fascinating, oh my
god it just motivates you to turn into a pirate yourself. Overall it is a great
film, probably one of the best movies of the first decade of the new millennium
and without a doubt one of the finest of its kind.

Rating:
5 stars out of 5.

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

I was very excited to see this flick
and when I came out I wasn’t disappointed. The sequel to the 2008 animated
action comedy blockbuster puts everybody’s favorite panda realizing his origins
in a wild adventure where he and the Furious Five must protect China from a
menacing Indian Peawolf called Lord Shen and his army of wolves and apes who
plan to take over the country by using gunpowder.

This movie is a fun ride from
beginning to end. Dreamworks Animation is truly getting to understand what real
filmmaking is all about, I mean this feature is visually amazing and the story
along with all its characters are just excellent. Director Jennifer Yuh Nelson
really knew how to capture everything very well: the emotions are greatly
captured and the action scenes are simply amazing. The only thing I would have
preferred is that the other characters in the Furious Five (Mantis, Monkey,
Crane and Viper) would have talked more. But other than that the picture is
just awesome and it is just pure fun and epicness all the way.

Rating:
5 stars out of 5.