Thursday, May 26, 2011

And the Award for Creepiest Kid in a Movie Goes To…The Baby from David Lynch’s Eraserhead

Okay so I have seen all the movies in The Omen series, I did see The Exorcist and I have seen Samara from The Ring many, many times. But I had never seen the baby from Eraserhead because I had never seen the flick. Now that I have seen this 1977 surreal film I can say that this baby, or whatever you think it is, is without a doubt the creepiest and nastiest child I have seen in a horror movie. The things that David Lynch did with this character in his film debut are some of the most twisted and imaginative things I have ever seen in cinema. I mean the scene where the baby pops out Henry Spencer’s head and he comes out as the new head for Henry’s body is just amazing. And the way this creature moves its eyes and when it gets sick, oh my god it is just excellence. With this creation David Lynch truly proved, at least to me, that he can make some really scary stuff and he has the potential to be a master of horror like John Carpenter and Wes Craven. So my award, even though I don’t really have anything to give, for the creepiest kid in a movie goes to the baby from David Lynch’s Eraserhead.

Eraserhead (1977)


Okay so I’m just gonna start by saying “What the hell is up in David Lynch’s mind?” That said I would like to bring you, the reader, into my review of Lynch’s film debut Eraserhead. This 1977 surreal horror sets us in what appears to be a post-apocalyptic industrial town where the main character Henry Spencer constantly has to deal with this surreal dreamscape which is constantly going back and forth, so much in fact that his own baby seems to be a nightmare in its own way. That’s all I think I can say about the story because the plot itself is a very complicated one to follow, so readers if you’re planning to see this movie pay a lot of attention or else you’ll get lost.

Now what can I say about this magnificent feature. Okay at first I had no idea what I was getting into, I just knew it was going to be a weird flick. After watching it, I must say it is very weird indeed, it feels like David Lynch just blasted you with a compilation of dreams, nightmares and a few things he had in his imagination along the way. The picture can get a bit boring at time, but trust me it is worth it because when you least expect it you’ll get blown away with something that comes just straight out of the bloom. The special effects in this film are simply magnificent for the budget it had, which was $10,000 if I might add. The acting in the flick is also fantastic. But the one thing that truly makes this movie outstanding is the direction and imagination from David Lynch; I mean who else would have thought to create such a weird creature (yes I am referring to Henry’s baby) and such a creative world. The film is truly remarkable, even though it can be a bit difficult to understand and a bit boring at times.

Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5.




Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Raising Arizona (1987)




I always wanted to see this film and when I finally got the chance to see it I got the chance to see one of the most original comedies ever. In this 1987 Coen Brothers comedy starring Nicolas Cage (doing his best performance ever, at least for me), Holly Hunter, John Goodman,
William Forsythe and Randall “Tex” Cobb as Leonard Smalls The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse (one of my new favorite characters). In this story Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter star as Herbert, an ex-con, and Edwina McDunnough, a cop, a couple that cannot have a baby of their own, so seeing as they cannot do this they decide to steal one of the five children that another couple just had bringing them into a whole world trouble, especially when two of Herbert’s old pals escape from the joint and stop by for a little visit.


This flick is just simply amazing and full of great storytelling and comic genius. Like I said the acting by Nicholas Cage is great and so is the performance by the rest of the cast who are simply hilarious. Now I know that the Coens storyboard each and every scene in their movies and after watching this one I would personally like to see the storyboards for it because some of the shots here are awkward but wonderful at the same time. The score for this feature is also something that is worth noticing, being that it is highly original. Overall the picture is just brilliant and just pure excellence.

Rating: 5 stars out of 5.




Thor (2011)

At first I didn’t want to see this movie because it seemed like it was going to suck, but then after a few friends told me that it was awesome they convinced me to see it. So now I write this very brief review about this great flick. Thor tells us the story of how
Odin the king of Asgard and father of Thor and Loki, takes away Thor’s powers after disobeying his father’s rule and causing the emergence of a war between Frost Giants of Jotunheim and the warriors of Asgard. Eventually Odin falls into some sort of coma after all the problems that have erupted leaving Loki to take over the throne. Once Loki discovers that he is in fact the biological son of Laufey, king of the Frost Giants, he decides to keep Thor in exile while he formulates a plan that will ultimately leave him as the king of Asgard, or so he thinks.


Okay I’m not going to lie at first I thought this flick was going to suck. But at first when I saw the Frost Giants I got pumped, when I saw Stan Lee make his cameo I got even more psyched, when S.H.I.E.L.D. appeared I was mind blown cause I wasn’t expecting them to be in the flick, when I saw Hawkeye I was mind blown yet again, but when I heard the Tony Stark reference I was just losing my mind out of the awesomeness of this movie. Not only that but the first battle where Thor and his fellow warriors
solely kick major Frost Giant ass I was laughing out of how badass the God of Thunder looked. When I also saw the performance of Anthony Hopkins as Odin, I thought that he was a bigger god than what he already is and when I saw Idris Elba portray Heimdall I got mind blown. Truly this movie is full of great moments, action scenes, references and a fun story all leading up to a perfect combination of a superhero movie. Something else I would like to point out is that the ending really felt as if it was from a Disney movie showing a bit of the influence from the new owners of MARVEL. But this didn’t ruin the feature, overall great movie it is fun and entertaining.

Rating: 4 stars out of 5.




Assault in the Ring (2009)



This 2009 documentary has to be one
of the greatest sports documentaries released by HBO I have seen since I
started watching movies frequently when I was thirteen. In this film we get the
story of Luis Resto and Billy Collins, Jr. and how their 1983 boxing match
affected their lives. Billy’s life ended in tragedy at the age of twenty-two
after suffering from depression, Luis’s has been a life filled nightmares that
remind him of this bout where he personally knew that something wrong had been
done with his boxing gloves, something that would cause the problems in the
fight.



Eric Darth being the director did
everything right for this movie; he went to the right people and asked the
right questions, even forcing Luis Resto to confess everything that he knew
that happened the night of the fight, making the documentary the masterpiece
that it is. The cinematography in this flick is great. The only thing that
sucks a bit is that Panama Lewis and Luis Resto along with his family are a bit
difficult to understand when they talk, but thanks to the subtitles we
understand everything. Overall the feature is excellent, very emotional and
very well captured.



Rating:
5 stars out of 5.




Gugu baba didi tata, Bubu mama papa didi



Gugu baba didi tata



Gugu baba didi tata



Said
the baby



The
mother thought



The
baby talks lately



The
mother thought



Bubu mama papa didi



Bubu mama papa didi



As
I play with my toys



Mommy
thinks I talk



She’s
a fool for thinking that



And
so is my dad



Gugu baba didi tata



Bubu
mama papa didi



Heard
my mother



And
told my mother



Gugu baba didi tata



Bubu mama papa didi



Hello Everybody My Name is Fernando but You Can Call Me Fen or Pan Con Ajo Whichever You Prefer



Well how can I start? Well first of all I was born in San
German, Puerto Rico to a great family, if I do say so myself, who named me
Fernando Enrique Eduardo Correa Gonzalez which makes me and my little brother
the two people with the longest names in my family, which is pretty awesome
because it makes a bit easier for when I have to choose a name for my male
children, if I ever have any boys.



About
my childhood I am going to say this. Back when I was a child I used to play
lots of basketball and I loved Michael Jordan so that was the first thing I
wanted to be. I wanted to be the greatest basketball player that ever lived.
After that when I got into intermediate school I got really, really interested
in the arts especially in drawing, film, literature and video games (which many
people do not consider art but I do). During this time of my life I started to
draw a bunch of characters which I am now currently developing as I keep
learning and reading. Another thing I did a lot during this time of my life was
write songs for imaginary bands that my friend Alex and I used to create along
with our friend Carlos Ruben. I really do not remember how many bands exactly
did we create but I believe that the main ones were “Radioactive” which would
have been a punk rock band and the other one would be an unnamed heavy metal
band.



After all this efforts to make bands
failed we decided to focus on our filmmaking abilities and so inspired by the
television show “Jackass” and all its predecessors, follow-ups and spin-offs we
decided to make a long feature film called “Dumbass: The Movie” which would
have us doing stupid stunts and pranks. We did this film along with our other
friends Jose, Ahmad, Carlos Alexis, Jordan, Keno and Louis. Another thing we
did was change the title for it, we decided to call it “Caribbean Death
Rampage” because that’s what we called ourselves as a crew. It was a fun
experience but we did it at an attempt to get famous through the internet, we
never did get famous although we did get an email offering to be in a
television show which was going to feature people doing extreme stuff but by
the time this email came around we were all in college and our interests in
this type of filmmaking had changed.



After doing this film I decided to
focus on writing short stories, short films, poetry, drawing and also filming
my own short films. So basically in high school what I did was focus on what I
really, really wanted to do as a profession, an artist specialized in film and
literature. My last year of high school was also when I met my love, Michele.



Now
in college my life has completely changed because back when I was younger I did
not use to read a lot but now in college my minded has expanded greatly and I
have found out that one must develop every single aspect that he or she can.
After taking only but a year and a half of college education I have discovered
how much the arts and how much I love humanities, history, philosophy,
psychology and many other topics, the most surprising one being architecture.



So
there was a bit of my life story and the following list is composed of just a
few things that I like, you know hobbies and interests: film, music, drama,
literature, all sorts of graphic and plastic arts, photography, exercising,
playing basketball and football, spending time with my family and friends,
reading, watching movies, listening to music, finding out about new people,
artists and things. There is a bunch of more stuff but this is just a very
brief list of stuff that I am into.





El Altar de los Condenados



El Altar de los Condenados is a short film I made for my ESPA 3305: Cine y Literatura course from college. The movie took me about three days to shoot, one day to write and approximately
an entire day of editing. I am highly satisfied with the result I got but I would have liked to shoot the final scene once again because the lighting sucks. But sadly I couldn’t because I had to hand the flick. El Alatar de los Condenados, which is based on “Tales of the Zombie” from MARVEL Comics, tells the story of Simon Garth a wealthy man who his kidnapped by his gardener so he can be turned into a zombie by some voodooists. The picture is almost ten minutes long and it stars my dear friends Ricardo Rivera as Simon Garth, Vale Ann Almodovar as Donna Garth (Simon’s daughter), Emilio Ortiz as Gyps the vengeful gardener and Deddie Almodovar Ojeda as Layla (Simon’s secretary and the voodoo queen).